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18th Century Chateau Completely Bulldozed “By Mistake.”
Ouch. I was just commenting about what a slow and uninteresting news week it has been so far. Taxes going up, spending, too, falling of cliffs, Joe being a racistbigotislamophobe – crap like that....
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The Mayan DOOM! Clock Is Winding Down
Sounds about right. I guess that we do have the modern version of a Mayan king demanding that “the rich” be sacrificed at a public altar and his little peasants are all clamoring for a little taste of...
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I Guess She Couldn’t Have It Her Way After All
The infamous Panama City BK Brawler does hard time in the prison kitchen: The woman whose Spring Break rampage through a Panama City Beach Burger King was captured on video that quickly spread across...
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If The World Wasn’t Ending On The 21st, Why Did NASA Put This Video Out Today?
Maybe because there won’t be anyone here to watch it on the 22nd and they wanted you to see their awesomeness ahead of time? Inquiring minds wanna know.
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Life Advice: Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Stand Closer To The Rhino
Via AP: When do you not listen to the African wildlife expert? When he tells you to stand closer to the rhino. That suggestion by a South African game park owner resulted in serious injuries to a...
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Unintended Consequences of Collectivism
Well… look at that… another wealthy Frenchman leaving the country to escape the 75% tax rate… and this one the former President, no less! Sarkozy’s plans ‘to dodge new 75% French tax rate by moving to...
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Obama, Flies and the Bible
What is it with this guy, anyway? But it’s not just flies. If you’ll remember, it’s been rats, bees and flies (start at the 2:00 minute mark): Beck on Rats, Flies, Bees and Obama, Oh My! Can you...
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Shazzzam!
Well, there goes another slice of cherished memorabilia down the drain: The actor best known for playing the TV character Gomer Pyle in the 1960s has married his male partner of 38 years.Hawaii News...
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Ha! Ha!
As Nelson would say: After a Miami judge doubled 18-year-old Penelope Soto’s bond from $5,000 to $10,000, the teen seemed more than a little bit surprised. “Are you serious?!” she exclaimed. The judge...
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Wonder If She Had A Concealed Carry Permit?
POLICE arrested a woman during a drugs raid – and found a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina. Suspect Christie Dawn Harris, 28, had the weapon pointing up inside herself with just the handle sticking...
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Born Without A Penis
Now my life doesn’t suck so bad: WITH his good looks and charming patter, it’s easy to see why Andrew Wardle is a hit with the ladies. But while he has slept with more than 100 women, there is a secret...
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News You Can Use: Bad Sleepers Have Smaller Testicles
Oh, noes! Those struggling to make it through the night have more problems than those enjoying a sound rest. Their sperm counts were cut by a quarter and they also had smaller testicles. The latest...
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Incredibly Strange Stuff
We get the weirdest things in the comment section. This came in at 1:30 a.m. this morning: This document was meant to describe the details and facts related to the torture I’m under through the System...
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The Nazi’s Were Meth Heads
The Krauts were pioneers in recreational drugs, apparently: Invading country after country at lightning speed, Hitler’s army had Europe terrified during World War Two. But, as a Nazi soldier’s letter...
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OMG: 10 Stone = 140 Pounds
By the way, one “stone” equals 14 pounds: A MAN with 10ST TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis. Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his...
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China Fakes Itself Out
Everybody knows how good China is at knocking other products off…but to fill an entire museum with fakes of historical artifacts and art? That takes some doing: A museum in China has a problem. It...
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System RNM Strikes Again?
Remember our old friend Name Withheld By Request Of Friends? They are torturing me remotely with a direct attack to my digestion system by locking my intestine and destroying my liver and kidneys, they...
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Man Orders Gun Safe, Gets Bonus
An Ohio man expected the gun safe he ordered online to be empty, police said. But instead, he found $425,000-worth of tightly wrapped marijuana bricks inside. “I’ve been in law enforcement for 47 years...
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I’m Not a Nut Job, Bro
Just so you guys can feel safe…know this: we got Bigfoot. He was here. In Texas. And he apparently can’t resist ribs bought at Wal-Mart. If Rick Dyer is right, this is the zoological find of the...
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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM: Prominent Bankers Killing Themselves
No point to this, just a question: Is it possible that these people are killing themselves because they know that the things the ‘conspiracy kooks’ have been warning us about are about to start? Third...
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